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The 39 Funniest Birthday Wishes

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Whether you’re wishing someone a “Happy Birthday” on Facebook, or in one of those ol’ fashion cards I’ve heard so much about, this is a good opportunity for a chuckle.

Here are some of the most funny birthday wishes ever dished out, from old age jokes, to friendly jabs.

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With age comes wisdom. You’re now the wisest person I know. Happy birthday!-Unknown

Two secrets on your birthday:

1. Forget the past, you can’t change it.

2. Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.-Unknown

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If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas. Happy birthday!-Unknown

Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake.-Unknown

May your birthday be filled with joy… and wine.-Unknown

Happy sweet sixteen or multiple thereof.-Unknown

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.-Unknown

Today’s the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother’s uterus. Happy birthday!-Unknown

Sorry you have to scroll so far down the menus on websites to choose your birth year. Happy birthday you old dog.-Unknown

You may be over the hill, but at least you’re not buried under it… Happy birthday!-Unknown

I don’t remember or care how old you are but let’s celebrate like you’re 21.-Unknown

Happy birthday. You might want to check your birth certificate, I think it expired.-Unknown

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At least you’re not as old as you will be next year.-Unknown

Out of all the birthday wishes you get today, I bet mine will be the wishiest.-Unknown

However old you are is the new 30. Happy birthday!-Unknown

Let’s drink as much on your birthday as your dad did when he found out your mom was pregnant with you.-Unknown

Congratulations on not being remotely young enough to be picked for the Hunger Games.-Unknown

May you live twice as long as Michael Jackson and be half as creepy.-Unknown

May you live so long that no one wants to see you naked.-Unknown

Happy birthday from your only friend other than alcohol.-Unknown

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Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.-Unknown

I promise to celebrate your 29th birthday for as many as you can think you can get away with it.-Unknown

I look forward to honoring your request for no gifts.-Unknown

Happy birthday to someone who’s still a long way from being as old and useless as Congress.-Unknown

The only way I’d love you more is if you were me.-Unknown

You’re not nearly as fat or bald as I thought you’d be at this age.-Unknown

I’m a bit too lazy to wish you a happy birthday on Facebook. Mind if I just “like” someone else’s post?-Unknown

Looking 40 is great! if you’re 50…-Unknown

Sorry you’re old enough that the sloppy, half-naked, passed out people in your Facebook feed are your friend’s babies instead of your friends.-Unknown

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When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you’ve already been doing since you were 15.-Unknown

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.-Unknown

Sorry I only wished you a happy birthday in person and not on your Facebook wall.-Unknown

Let’s celebrate the first time you cried naked in someone else’s bed.-Unknown

May you live long enough that you become an emotional and financial burden to your whole family.-Unknown

Even if it was in haste, I’m glad your parents had unprotected sex around nine months prior to your birth date.-Unknown

If your birthday party fell on the same night as another birthday party, I’d get the other one out of the way first.-Unknown

I’m sorry that your January birthday means you were probably conceived on April Fool’s Day.-Unknown

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