Um. Need we say more?
Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos. Don Kardong
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy ice cream. And that’s kind of the same thing. Unknown
There’s nothing wrong with me that a little ice cream won’t fix. Unknown
Life is like an ice cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. Charles M. Schulz
I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream. Heywood Broun
If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly. Sandra Byrd
Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food. Joseph Epstein
When I’m no longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg
Never trust a skinny ice cream man. Ben Cohen
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! Howard Johnson
Ice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly. Betsy Cañas Garmon
It’s harder to hate someone when they like the same ice cream as you. Shannon Wiersbitzky
Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream. Charles Baxter
Sometimes, eating a thick slice of chocolate fudge cake with ice cream makes you a better person. Dr. SunWolf
Ice cream is duct tape for the heart. Unknown
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. Jim Fiebig
My head says ‘go to the gym’, my heart says ‘eat more ice cream’. Unknown
We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fall in love? I’d rather fall in ice cream. Unknown
Ice cream never asks silly questions. Ice cream understands. Unknown
Ice cream is happiness condensed. Jessi Lane Adams
Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top. Jimmy Dean
If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream. Frank Ocean
I don’t cry over spilt milk, but a fallen scoop of ice cream is enough to ruin my whole day. Terri Guillemets
I can say with unwavering certitude that I have never started a pint of Ben ‘n Jerry’s ice cream that I didn’t finish in its entirety within 6 minutes. Gregor Collins
Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. Judith Olney
If I could lick the sunset, I’ll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream. Jarod Kintz
Life is like ice cream. Enjoy it before it melts! Unknown
Bonus Quote…
Falling in love for the first time is a completely transcendent experience. It’s like eating pizza-flavored ice cream. Your brain can’t even process that level of joy. Love makes people do crazy things like kill other people or shop at Crate & Barrel. I think on some level it makes us all delusional. Deep down, our whole lives, no matter how low our self-esteem gets, we think, I have a special skill that no one knows about and if they knew they’d be amazed. And then eventually we meet someone who says, ‘You have a secret special skill.’ And you’re like, ‘I know! So do you!’ And they’re like, ‘I know!’ And then you’re like, ‘We should eat pizza ice cream together.’ And that’s what love is. It’s this giant mound of pizza-flavored ice cream and delusion. Mike Birbiglia
