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47 Awesome Quotes About Pizza

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THIS LIST GOES OUT TO ALL THE PIZZA WORSHIPERS OF THE WORLD!*

*We feel you.

I eat pizza because you are what you eat and I want to be the best thing ever. Unknown

Pizza tastes as good as being skinny feels. Lauren Leto

Where's The Pizza

There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. Kevin James

I love my pizza so much, in fact, that I have come to believe in my delirium that my pizza might actually love me, in return. I am having a relationship with this pizza, almost an affair. Elizabeth Gilbert

Pizza is a lot like sex. Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good. Unknown

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m. Charles Pierce

The devil came to me last night and asked what I wanted in exchange for my soul. I still can’t believe I said pizza. Friggin’ cravings. Marc Ostroff

Make pizza, not war. No matter how you slice it, that’s wise. Jarod Kintz

Pre-heat the oven? Really? If I was the sort of person who planned ahead, I wouldn’t be eating this Totino’s Party Pizza in the first place. Adam Peterson

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. Bill Murray

I think of dieting, then I eat pizza. Lara Stone

Friends Joey Pizza

Pizza makes me think that anything is possible. Henry Rollins

Cold beer & pizza are spiritual. Betsy Cañas Garmon

Pizza is like the entire food pyramid! Madeline Oles

Fitness? More like fitness whole pizza in my mouth. Unknown

Lovers… Ugh. The word bums me out. Unless it’s between ‘meat’ and ‘pizza’. Liz Lemon

I’m not sure what makes pepperoni so good — if it’s the pepper or the oni. S.A. Sachs

I don’t cook… Not as long as they still deliver pizza. Tiger Woods

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. G.K. Chesterton

Daria Pizza

Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza. Andrew W.K.

I wish you would stop being useless and start being pizza. Unknown

Pizza is my boyfriend. Unknown

Yeah, relationships are pretty cool, but have you ever heard of pizza? Unknown

Say no to drugs and yes to pizza. Unknown

Pizza Life

You had me at pizza. Unknown

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore! Jack Brooks

Why can’t someone look at me the way I look at pizza? Unknown

If pizza brings you joy, then by all means, love that pizza like your life depends on it. Because it does. Andrew W.K.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six. Yogi Berra

If at first you don’t succeed, order pizza. Unknown

I want a pizza with my face on it. Jennifer Lawrence

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I only ordered pizza. Unknown

God ordered the world and all things in it, and I ordered a pizza and all things on it. Jarod Kintz

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow pizza. Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Pizza Is Life

My love is pizza shaped. Dora J. Arod

Will you marry me? Yes, pizza I will marry you. Unknown

In pizza we trust. Unknown

I just bought groceries. But then I ordered pizza because I didn’t feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries. Unknown

I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was just an introverted pizza. I wish all my acquaintances were so tasty. Jarod Kintz

All I care about is pizza and like two people. Unknown

Pizza… It’s what America’s having for dinner! José N. Harris

Tina Fey Pizza

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