47 Awesome Quotes About Pizza

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I eat pizza because you are what you eat and I want to be the best thing ever. - Unknown

Pizza tastes as good as being skinny feels. - Lauren Leto

Where's The Pizza

There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. - Kevin James

I love my pizza so much, in fact, that I have come to believe in my delirium that my pizza might actually love me, in return. I am having a relationship with this pizza, almost an affair. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Pizza is a lot like sex. Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good. - Unknown

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m. - Charles Pierce

The devil came to me last night and asked what I wanted in exchange for my soul. I still can’t believe I said pizza. Friggin’ cravings. - Marc Ostroff

Make pizza, not war. No matter how you slice it, that’s wise. - Jarod Kintz

Pre-heat the oven? Really? If I was the sort of person who planned ahead, I wouldn’t be eating this Totino’s Party Pizza in the first place. - Adam Peterson

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. - Bill Murray

I think of dieting, then I eat pizza. - Lara Stone

Friends Joey Pizza

Pizza makes me think that anything is possible. - Henry Rollins

Cold beer & pizza are spiritual. - Betsy Cañas Garmon

Pizza is like the entire food pyramid! - Madeline Oles

Fitness? More like fitness whole pizza in my mouth. - Unknown

Lovers… Ugh. The word bums me out. Unless it’s between ‘meat’ and ‘pizza’. - Liz Lemon

I’m not sure what makes pepperoni so good — if it’s the pepper or the oni. - S.A. Sachs

I don’t cook… Not as long as they still deliver pizza. - Tiger Woods

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G.K. Chesterton

Daria Pizza

Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza. - Andrew W.K.

I wish you would stop being useless and start being pizza. - Unknown

Pizza is my boyfriend. - Unknown

Yeah, relationships are pretty cool, but have you ever heard of pizza? - Unknown

Say no to drugs and yes to pizza. - Unknown

Pizza Life

You had me at pizza. - Unknown

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore! - Jack Brooks

Why can’t someone look at me the way I look at pizza? - Unknown

If pizza brings you joy, then by all means, love that pizza like your life depends on it. Because it does. - Andrew W.K.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

If at first you don’t succeed, order pizza. - Unknown

I want a pizza with my face on it. - Jennifer Lawrence

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I only ordered pizza. - Unknown

God ordered the world and all things in it, and I ordered a pizza and all things on it. - Jarod Kintz

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow pizza. - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Pizza Is Life

My love is pizza shaped. - Dora J. Arod

Will you marry me? Yes, pizza I will marry you. - Unknown

In pizza we trust. - Unknown

I just bought groceries. But then I ordered pizza because I didn’t feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries. - Unknown

I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was just an introverted pizza. I wish all my acquaintances were so tasty. - Jarod Kintz

All I care about is pizza and like two people. - Unknown

Pizza… It’s what America’s having for dinner! - José N. Harris

Tina Fey Pizza

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