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The 31 Greatest 60th Birthday Quotes

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Last updated: 03/10/15

So, you’re turning sixty… That means that you probably knew Jesus and you two would ride dinosaurs around together. We’re here to celebrate that.

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One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.-Pablo Picasso

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When I turned 60, it didn’t bother me at all.-Yoko Ono

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Forget the block, when you’re sixty, you’ve been around the entire neighborhood a few times.-Dane Peddigrew

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After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head.-Washington Irving

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Age 60 is when it takes a man all night to do what he used to do all night.-Unknown

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On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.-Unknown

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Who said youre sixty? You are just a 20 year old with 40 years of experience.-Unknown

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At 60 you at least have excuses.-Unknown

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At 60, two of the most important things in life are bowel movements and nose hair.-Greg Tamblyn

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I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.-Unknown

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Age is a high price to pay for maturity.-Tom Stoppard

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I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.-Herbert Beerbohm Tree

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A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.-Arnold Bennet

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The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.-English Proverb

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Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.-Ellen Glasgow

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By the time you reach 60, lots of body parts are larger than they used to be. Especially your tattoos.-Greg Tamblyn

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Some people reach the age of sixty before others.-Lord Hood

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The maturity of sixty would be better spent if it came at age twenty.-Dane Peddigrew

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At his wife’s 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterward he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors.-Jay Leno

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When you’re 60 you start bragging about your age. How else are you going to get your senior discounts?-Melanie White

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I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.-Bernard M. Baruch

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Your pants creep upward as you get older. By 60 you’re a pair of pants with a head.-Unknown

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Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.-Helen Hayes

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I wanted to show I had balls at age 60.-Sylvester Stallone

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60th birthday thrills: more pills, more chills, and more bills!-Greg Tamblyn

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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.-Abe Lemons

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First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.-Leo Rosenberg

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We put 60 candles on your cake, but by the time we got the last one lit, the first twenty had already burned out.-Unknown

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At 60, “chasing girls" refers almost exclusively to granddaughters.-Greg Tamblyn

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Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I’m sixty-four?-Paul McCartney

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