So, you’re turning sixty… That means that you probably knew Jesus and you two would ride dinosaurs around together. We’re here to celebrate that.
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“One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.-Pablo Picasso
“When I turned 60, it didn’t bother me at all.-Yoko Ono
“Forget the block, when you’re sixty, you’ve been around the entire neighborhood a few times.-Dane Peddigrew
“After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head.-Washington Irving
“Age 60 is when it takes a man all night to do what he used to do all night.-Unknown
“On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.-Unknown
“Who said youre sixty? You are just a 20 year old with 40 years of experience.-Unknown
“At 60 you at least have excuses.-Unknown
“At 60, two of the most important things in life are bowel movements and nose hair.-Greg Tamblyn
“I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.-Unknown
“Age is a high price to pay for maturity.-Tom Stoppard
“I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.-Herbert Beerbohm Tree
“A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.-Arnold Bennet
“The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.-English Proverb
“Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.-Ellen Glasgow
“By the time you reach 60, lots of body parts are larger than they used to be. Especially your tattoos.-Greg Tamblyn
“Some people reach the age of sixty before others.-Lord Hood
“The maturity of sixty would be better spent if it came at age twenty.-Dane Peddigrew
“At his wife’s 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterward he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors.-Jay Leno
“When you’re 60 you start bragging about your age. How else are you going to get your senior discounts?-Melanie White
“I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.-Bernard M. Baruch
“Your pants creep upward as you get older. By 60 you’re a pair of pants with a head.-Unknown
“Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.-Helen Hayes
“I wanted to show I had balls at age 60.-Sylvester Stallone
“60th birthday thrills: more pills, more chills, and more bills!-Greg Tamblyn
“The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.-Abe Lemons
“First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.-Leo Rosenberg
“We put 60 candles on your cake, but by the time we got the last one lit, the first twenty had already burned out.-Unknown
“At 60, “chasing girls" refers almost exclusively to granddaughters.-Greg Tamblyn
“Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I’m sixty-four?-Paul McCartney
