So, you’re turning sixty… That means that you probably knew Jesus and you two would ride dinosaurs around together. We’re here to celebrate that.
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One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.Pablo Picasso
When I turned 60, it didn’t bother me at all.Yoko Ono
Forget the block, when you’re sixty, you’ve been around the entire neighborhood a few times.Dane Peddigrew
After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head.Washington Irving
Age 60 is when it takes a man all night to do what he used to do all night.Unknown
On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.Unknown
Who said youre sixty? You are just a 20 year old with 40 years of experience.Unknown
At 60 you at least have excuses.Unknown
At 60, two of the most important things in life are bowel movements and nose hair.Greg Tamblyn
I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.Unknown
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.Tom Stoppard
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.Herbert Beerbohm Tree
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.Arnold Bennet
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.English Proverb
Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.Ellen Glasgow
By the time you reach 60, lots of body parts are larger than they used to be. Especially your tattoos.Greg Tamblyn
Some people reach the age of sixty before others.Lord Hood
The maturity of sixty would be better spent if it came at age twenty.Dane Peddigrew
At his wife’s 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterward he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors.Jay Leno
When you’re 60 you start bragging about your age. How else are you going to get your senior discounts?Melanie White
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.Bernard M. Baruch
Your pants creep upward as you get older. By 60 you’re a pair of pants with a head.Unknown
Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.Helen Hayes
I wanted to show I had balls at age 60.Sylvester Stallone
60th birthday thrills: more pills, more chills, and more bills!Greg Tamblyn
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.Abe Lemons
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.Leo Rosenberg
We put 60 candles on your cake, but by the time we got the last one lit, the first twenty had already burned out.Unknown
At 60, “chasing girls” refers almost exclusively to granddaughters.Greg Tamblyn
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I’m sixty-four?Paul McCartney
