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The 35 Best Quotes About Ice Cream

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Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos. Don Kardong

You can’t buy happiness but you can buy ice cream. And that’s kind of the same thing. Unknown

There’s nothing wrong with me that a little ice cream won’t fix. Unknown

Ice Cream Isn't Illegal

Life is like an ice cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. Charles M. Schulz

I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream. Heywood Broun

If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly. Sandra Byrd

Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food. Joseph Epstein

Always Room For Ice Cream

When I’m no longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg

Never trust a skinny ice cream man. Ben Cohen

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! Howard Johnson

Ice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly. Betsy Cañas Garmon

It’s harder to hate someone when they like the same ice cream as you. Shannon Wiersbitzky

Full House Ice Cream

Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream. Charles Baxter

Sometimes, eating a thick slice of chocolate fudge cake with ice cream makes you a better person. Dr. SunWolf

Ice cream is duct tape for the heart. Unknown

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. Jim Fiebig

My head says ‘go to the gym’, my heart says ‘eat more ice cream’. Unknown

We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Eat Read Be Happy

Fall in love? I’d rather fall in ice cream. Unknown

Ice cream never asks silly questions. Ice cream understands. Unknown

Ice cream is happiness condensed. Jessi Lane Adams

Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top. Jimmy Dean

If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream. Frank Ocean

The Office Early Ice Cream

I don’t cry over spilt milk, but a fallen scoop of ice cream is enough to ruin my whole day. Terri Guillemets

I can say with unwavering certitude that I have never started a pint of Ben ‘n Jerry’s ice cream that I didn’t finish in its entirety within 6 minutes. Gregor Collins

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. Judith Olney

Ben And Jerry

If I could lick the sunset, I’ll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream. Jarod Kintz

Life is like ice cream. Enjoy it before it melts! Unknown

Bonus Quote…

Falling in love for the first time is a completely transcendent experience. It’s like eating pizza-flavored ice cream. Your brain can’t even process that level of joy. Love makes people do crazy things like kill other people or shop at Crate & Barrel. I think on some level it makes us all delusional. Deep down, our whole lives, no matter how low our self-esteem gets, we think, I have a special skill that no one knows about and if they knew they’d be amazed. And then eventually we meet someone who says, ‘You have a secret special skill.’ And you’re like, ‘I know! So do you!’ And they’re like, ‘I know!’ And then you’re like, ‘We should eat pizza ice cream together.’ And that’s what love is. It’s this giant mound of pizza-flavored ice cream and delusion. Mike Birbiglia

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