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The 77 Best Sex and the City Quotes

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Watching every episode of Sex and the City at least ten times is like a modern woman’s right of passage.

I mean, where would we be without Carrie’s *profound* musings on love, Samantha’s hilariously crude quips about sex, and dear Charlotte’s sweet hunt for Mr. Right?!

Thanks to Sex and the City, ladies everywhere- single or dating- can now be reassured that they are not alone in navigating those crazy things called love, dating, and.. you know.. sex.

I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love. Carrie Bradshaw

The fact is, sometimes it’s really hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes. That’s why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun. Carrie Bradshaw

Start Living Your Lives

I like my money right where I can see it… Hanging in my closet. Carrie Bradshaw

Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe, you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be. Carrie Bradshaw

I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it. Carrie Bradshaw

My vagina’s depressed. Charlotte York

Shopping is my cardio. Carrie Bradshaw

Year after year twenty something women come to New York City in search for the two ‘L’s’ — labels and love. Sex and the City

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with. Carrie Bradshaw

Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free. Until they find someone, just as wild to run with. Sex and the City

Vogue Sex and the City

I’ve spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live?! I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes! Carrie Bradshaw

Maybe you’re only alloted a certain amount of tears per man; and I’ve used mine up. Carrie Bradshaw

Good looking men are never good in bed because they never had to be. Carrie Bradshaw

Eventually all the pieces fall into place. . . until then, laugh at the confusion, live for the moment, and know that everything happens for a reason. Carrie Bradshaw

It wasn’t logic, it was love. Carrie Bradshaw

Gay men understand what’s important: clothes, compliments and cocks. Samantha Jones

I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty. Carrie Bradshaw

I do not pick the wrong guys. They pick me. Carrie Bradshaw

Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely how we feel, stop deciding exactly what we want, and just see what happens. Carrie Bradshaw

I’ve been dating since I was fifteen! I’m exhausted! Where is he? Charlotte York

Break-Up Rule

The only place you can control a man is in bed. Samantha Jones

When men attempt bold gestures, generally it’s considered romantic. When women do it, it’s often considered desperate or psycho. Carrie Bradshaw

Think about it. If you are single, after graduation there isn’t one occasion where people celebrate you … Hallmark doesn’t make a “congratulations, you didn’t marry the wrong guy” card. And where’s the flatware for going on vacation alone? Carrie Bradshaw

From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true – he probably is. Samantha Jones

Charlotte: I could never! I have the most terrible fear of heights!
Carrie: Well, I do not… you’ve seen my shoes. Sex and the City

Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well that’s fabulous. Carrie Bradshaw

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Allow me to get right to the point. After careful consideration, I have decided that this is the year I am getting married. Charlotte York

I admit it’s tempting to wish for the perfect boss, or the perfect parent, or the perfect outfit, but the best anyone of us can do is not quit. Play the hand we’ve been given, and accessorize the outfit we’ve got. Sex and the City

Somewhere out there is another little freak who will love us and understand us and kiss our three heads and make it all better. Carrie Bradshaw

After all, seasons change, so do cities; people come into your life and people go. But it’s comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you’re very lucky, a plane ride away. Carrie Bradshaw

And we were dressed from head to toe in love, the style that never goes out of fashion. Sex and the City Movie

Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me. Samantha Jones

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After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. Mr. Big

I miss New York. Take me home. Carrie Bradshaw

That crazy concept that we’re not really responsible for the course our lives take. That it’s all predestined, written in the stars. Maybe that explains why, if you live in a city, where you can’t even see the stars, your love life tends to feel a little more random. And even if our every man, every kiss, every heartache, is pre-ordered from some cosmic catalogue, can we still take a wrong step and wander off our own personal milky way? I couldn’t help but wonder, can you make a mistake and miss your fate? Carrie Bradshaw

I don’t want to be the up-the-butt girl, because I mean… Men don’t marry up-the-butt girl. Whoever heard of Mrs. Up-The-Butt? No, no, no. I can’t. I want children and nice bedding, and I just can’t handle this right now. Charlotte York

I like the idea of men in skirts. Easy access. Samantha Jones

Honey, what’s the point of being in the suburbs if you’re not going to fuck a gardener? Samantha Jones

Miranda: Whatever happened to aging gracefully?
Carrie: It got old. Sex and the City

Ex Boyfriends Quote

The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them and others you don’t, but in the end they’re the people you always come home to. Sometimes it’s the family you’re born into. And sometimes it’s the one you make for yourself. Carrie Bradshaw

Some love stories aren’t epic novels, some are short stories. But, that doesn’t make them any less filled with love. Carrie Bradshaw

Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high. Carrie Bradshaw

Sometimes you need a second opinion with doctors, real estate, men . . . Carrie Bradshaw

Maybe we can be each other’s soul mates. And then we can let men be just these great, nice guys to have fun with. Charlotte York

How many men is too many men? Carrie Bradshaw

New York City is all about sex. People getting it, people trying to get it, people who can’t get it. No wonder the city never sleeps. It’s too busy trying to get laid. Carrie Bradshaw

After a break-up, certain streets, locations, even times of day are off-limits. The city becomes a deserted battlefield, loaded with emotional landmines. You have to be very careful where you step or you could be blown to pieces. Carrie Bradshaw

Men Sex and the City

I’m a try-sexual. I’ll try anything once. Samantha Jones

Miranda: What’s the big mystery? It’s my clitoris, not the sphinx.
Carrie: I think you just found the title of your autobiography. Sex and the City

Don’t play hard to get with a man who’s hard to get. Samantha Jones

Oral sex is like God’s gift to women. You can get off without worrying about getting pregnant‬. Miranda Hobbes

Let’s be honest. Sometimes there is nothing harder in life than being happy for somebody else. Like lottery winners. Or extremely successful people who are 27. Carrie Bradshaw

How does it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It’s like seventh grade with bank accounts. Miranda Hobbes

When you’re a teenager, all you want to do is buy beer. But once you hit 30 all you want to do is to get carded. Carrie Bradshaw

Oh my God! Do you know what these are? Manolo Blahnik Mary Janes! I thought these were an urban shoe myth! Carrie Bradshaw

The only thing I’ve ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several little fires. Carrie Bradshaw

Would it be bad to have a martini with my muscle relaxant or bad in a good way? Samantha Jones

Love Sex and the City

Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls… because they can. Samantha Jones

How do you bounce back when reality batters your belief system and love does not, as promised, conquer all? Is hope a drug we need to go off of, or is it keeping us alive? What’s the harm in believing? Carrie Bradshaw

I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people. Samantha Jones

I’m dating skid-marks guy. When your boyfriend is so comfortable that he cannot be bothered to wipe his ass, there’s a problem. Miranda Hobbes

One woman’s trash is another woman’s treasure. Charlotte York

He raped my face. I’m never dating again. Charlotte York

He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It’s like the Special Olympics of conception. Miranda Hobbes

I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in with someone. Carrie Bradshaw

Maybe it’s maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in Hansel and Gretel—she’s very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it. Miranda Hobbes

Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it’s good you can’t get it anymore. If it’s bad you just had sex with an ex. Samantha Jones

Beauty is fleeting, but a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park is forever. Carrie Bradshaw

Ugly sex is hot. Some of the best sex I’ve had is with people I can’t stand. Anthony Merentino

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