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29 Funny Monday Quotes

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Monday is not a fun day. Unless you’re a weirdo.

But that is beside the point. Here are some funny monday quotes and sayings to start your week off as good as possible.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.H. Allen Smith


Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’Unknown

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.Unknown

Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.Unknown

I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.Unknown

God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.Unknown

Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.Arthur Darvill

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!Unknown

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.Dan Salomon

Monday must be a man, it comes too quickly.Unknown

All men tend to become angry and irritated on the start of the week. It is the start of the week but is the end of all fun and happiness in life.Venus Rivers


Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.Unknown

I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.Leggy Saul

Monday, Monday. Can’t trust that day.The Mamas & The Papas

Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!David Dweck

On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what?A.A. Hodge

Oh! Yeah I have to go to work on Mondays and yes every one hates Mondays. But i look at it a little differently. I don’t have to work, I GET to work. I am blessed to have a job while many don’t have one.Dinky Manuel

Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.
Jarod Kintz

Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it wold be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Monday blues.Rolland Mars


Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?Unknown

If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes.Thomas Wayne

Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.Garry Moll

Why is monday so far from friday but friday so close from monday?Unknown

Monday is the root of all evil.Unknown

There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.Unknown

Freak out cause its monday again.Unknown

The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.Unknown

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