The 75 Best Quotes About Shopping

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The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. Marcelene Cox

Shopping is my cardio. Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. Tammy Faye Bakker

I have enough clothes and shoes, I don’t need to go shopping,’ said no woman ever. Unknown

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping. Bo Derek

Veni, vidi, visa – I came, I saw, I charged it. Swoosie Kurtz

You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well that’s what it’s like when I see a store. Only it’s better. Rebecca Bloomwood, Confessions of a Shopaholic

Buying is a profound pleasure. Simone de Beauvoir

When in doubt, go shopping. Unknown

Life is short. Buy the shoes. Unknown

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? Rita Rudner

Happiness is not in money, but in shopping. Marilyn Monroe

Shopping is my hobby. Unknown

I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification, a quick fix. Rebecca Bloom

Men go shopping to buy what they want… Women go shopping to find out what they want. Unknown

Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets. Mignon McLaughlin

Buy what you don’t have yet, or what you really want, which can be mixed with what you already own. Buy only because something excites you, not just for the simple act of shopping. Karl Lagerfeld

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. Oscar Wilde

Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke. Victoria Moran

I really wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance. Unknown

I’m not a shopaholic. I am helping the economy. Unknown

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. Henny Youngman

I like my money right where I can see it – hanging in my closet. Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy shoes and that’s sort of the same thing. Unknown

When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it’s not and I need to do it again… Rebecca Bloomwood, Confessions of a Shopaholic

Online shopping gives me a reason to live another 3-5 business days. Unknown

I wish I could illegally download clothes. Unknown

I love shopping for things online, because when they arrive, it’s like a present to me… from me. Unknown

I don’t play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that… running sometimes if there’s a sale. Jessica Simpson

Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like. Adrienne Gusoff

Honey, I went shopping for a new purse… but I saw these beautiful shoes so then I bought a t-shirt. Unknown

The Laws of Clothing Shopping:
If you like it, they don’t have it in your size.
If you like it and it fits, you can’t afford it.
If you like it, it fits and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wear it.
If the shoe fits, its ugly. Unknown

When I’m up, I shop. When I’m down, I shop even more. Unknown

Who needs love when there’s a thing called shopping?! Unknown

On the one hand, shopping is dependable: You can do it alone, if you lose your heart to something that is wrong for you, you can return it; it’s instant gratification and yet something you buy may well last for years. Judith Krantz

But before we can radically reshape the world, we need to shop. John Green

The secret idea she was forming of an afterlife gave her the foothold she needed to endure the agonies to come, a newfound courage and optimism which found instant expression through SHOPPING. Lucy Ellmann

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. Elayne Boosler

Grab it now… TOMORROW IT MIGHT BE GONE FOREVER! Unknown

Nothing haunts us like the things we didn’t buy. Unknown

There’s nothing better than online shopping in your PJ’s with a glass of wine with the kids asleep! Helen Wilson

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like. Will Rogers

I shop like a bull – I charge everything! Unknown

A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn’t fit, you can’t exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells good. A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. And when your fingers first grasp those shiny, new bags… oh yes… oh yes. Rebecca Bloomwood, Confessions of a Shopaholic

I may love to shop, but I’m not buying your bullshit. Unknown

I think when you’re really stressed out and can’t really face reality… you shop. Rachel Zoe

If I don’t stop shopping, I’ll end up a bag lady; a Fendi bag lady, but a bag lady….. Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City

To travel is to shop. Susan Sontag

Be at the pains of putting down every single item of expenditure whatsoever every day which could possibly be twisted into a professional expense and remember to lump in all the doubtfuls. Hilaire Belloc

Sweating while you shop counts as exercise. Unknown

Shopping is a woman thing. It’s a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. Erma Bombeck

I don’t shop because I need something, I just shop for shopping’s sake. Cat Deeley

Don’t cry. Go shopping and get over it! Unknown

A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist. Franklin P. Jones

I can spy the most expensive item on any rack, without looking at the tag. I like to believe it is my spiritual gift. Unknown

I’ve no idea when I’m going to wear it, the girl replied calmly. I only knew that I had to have it. Once I tried it on, well… She shrugged. The dress claimed me. Isabel Wolff

If I don’t shop today, what will I return tomorrow? Unknown

Shopping: a word to inject vigor and vitality into most women’s blood veins. Unknown

As I stare at it, I can feel little invisible strings, silently tugging me toward it. I have to touch it. I have to wear it. It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. Rebecca Bloomwood, Confessions of a Shopaholic

Carrie: Honey, if it hurts so much, why are we going shopping?
Samantha: I have a broken toe, not a broken spirit. Sex and the City

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. Erma Bombeck

I could lie and pretend that I hunt and camp, but that wouldn’t be me. Clothes? Shopping? That’s stuff I like! Ryan Seacrest

I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, ‘Have you got anything I’d like?’ Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, ‘Extra medium.’ Stephen Wright

Americans are fascinated by their own love of shopping. This does not make them unique. It’s just that they have more to buy than most other people on the planet. And it’s also an affirmation of faith in their country. Simon Hoggart

Psychological fact: Science has shown that chocolate and shopping are more addictive than LSD and steroids. Unknown

I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it’s Target, Trader Joe’s, and IKEA. Jen Lancaster

If men liked shopping, they’d call it research. Cynthia Nelms

Keep calm and go shopping. Unknown